Before I Forget,

Katelyn. 20. Awkward. Short tempered. Don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

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fuckmestupid:

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

YES

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

cyberprint:

So I’m not allowed to use fine liners at all at university (gasp) so I’ve decided to try something different and use inks instead.
I was at a restaurant the other day and I saw a baby’s highchair covered in broken glass and napkins, part of me really wanted to know what happened. Did some type of baby massacre occur? I really hope not.

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cyberprint:

So I’m not allowed to use fine liners at all at university (gasp) so I’ve decided to try something different and use inks instead.

I was at a restaurant the other day and I saw a baby’s highchair covered in broken glass and napkins, part of me really wanted to know what happened. Did some type of baby massacre occur? I really hope not.

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

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egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

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